oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 
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spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

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commanderabutt:

Just a reminder that the LGBT community isn’t some magical place where everyone is accepted. 

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flordemilraices:

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

I
Can’t
Stop
Watching
This

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henpai:

play with my hair and call me cute

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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shaynthehero:

nicoleohoh:

im in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while i kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ mood

Seriously.

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breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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