If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
honestly if you can’t bother to text me back then you cant cum in my mouth like it’s common courtesy
YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING
This is the shit! Love it!
Dear White People (x)
It went from a trailer for educational “fun” poking at the norm to making a real life movie. that’s amazing
@teganandsara . I shocked yeah ladies. Good to see you. Write back to this tweet haha
Get to know me meme → [4/5] current celebrity crushes → Chris Pratt
Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in ‘GQ’ magazine.
man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition